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La Blague russe du pipi sur la voiture enneigée

Premier message et réponses | Dernier message par La rédac, il y a 7 mois

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Tellement drôle cette blague qu'on peut faire à qu...

Par La rédac

il y a 7 mois

Le cheval malade et le mouton

Premier message et réponses | Dernier message par Josette Giguere, il y a 1 année

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Un fermier trouve son cheval malade. Le vétérinair...

Par Josette G...

il y a 1 année

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